Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Evil Dead 2

Ash sits down and breaks the old wooden chair. Deer head turns, looks, and starts laughing at Ash. Lamp begins to laugh at him as well. The books on the shelf start to snicker. The larger lamp starts laughing too. Ash joins the laughter. Ash continues to laugh insanely. The room begins to spin around him. The room is old and everything is dusty. Mostly dark in the room. Ash's face is soiled with dirt and blood. The camera angle needs to spin around him as the laughter occurs. Camera zooms in and out on the different elements in the room as they begin to laugh. Ash opens mouth extremely wide to emphasize how crazed he is. The gun must stay in Ash's hand as he flails about. The lamp must be shaking as it laughs. Books need to flutter. The lamp bends in unison with Ash.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

THE PUBLIC RESTROOM

The shit house poet
here I sit brokenhearted
couldn't drop a deuce

People paint the stalls
To stop my sharpie, screw'em
Excrete on the walls

Roaches on the walls
Yellow on the white tile floor
Feet now stuck for sure